10 rules to planning a bachelorette party

                         

                                                        Rules

1. Find out how much you really like this friend because this sh*t is expensive.

2. Go with a theme and stick with it. Don't venture off. It'll only make it harder on you.

3. Get help. Unless your friend only has one friend, you're going to need it.

                                                             (You're the best, Chanel!)

4. Location is crucial. Nobody wants to sit in a local bar and do karaoke. (Did it)

5. People make the party. Invite your grandma if you have to...if she's cool.

                                                                   (Pre-party paints) 

6. Have a plan. People like to know what's going to happen apparently.

7. Alcohol. This may be the most important rule. If your friends don't drink, get new ones. 

8. Don't get too drunk. Your bachelorette will need you at some point and this isn't about you anyway.

9. Food. Have snacks in the room, house, cabin, whatever you decide to go with because females are cranky when hungry.

10. Take one for the team. If your bachelorette wants to go back to the hotel at midnight, you take her. Take her on the bare back of a unicorn and let everyone else keep partying. Give her a bottle of water and a makeup removing towelette. You win. You're the best.