1. Not preparing for the extremely bored and or sleepy child you brought along.
I get it. Sometimes kids throw fits and there is nothing you can do. BUT there are things you can bring along to help prevent tantrums like a coloring book, toys, Ipad, games, headphones, stuffed animal to cuddle on the plane, anything really. I personally would take some gum and or suckers on the plane. You know the elevation hurts their little ears!
2. Standing in the aisle before it is your time to exit the plane.
This annoys me. I know sometimes people stand up to stretch their legs or to get their bags down but the people who try to push to the front? Those people have a special place in travel hell. If I am sitting in front of you and you try to exit the plane before me, I'm going to clothesline you. You've been warned.
3. Crowding the desk at boarding.
It happens at every. single. airport. YOU HAVE A BOARDING NUMBER. Wait until it's your turn like an adult because those of us who have waited will have to bob and weave through yall to get to the front!!!
4. Storing your small bag in the overhead compartment instead of under your seat.
For those of us who like to take carry on bags so we don't have to wait on our luggage, this is very irritating. The flight attendants will even tell you to put small bags under the seat in front of you... Once I even asked a man "Is this your backpack?" and proceeded to hand it to him because the overhead compartments were already full when we got on the plane and it was above my seat anyway. Sorry dude.
5. Partying.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for some airport cocktails and more drinks on the plane but when you start getting loud? Pump the brakes, Bride Tribe, I mixed a valium with my mimosa (because see anxiety causing topics 1-4) and I'm ready for a nap before we get on some margaritas.
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